On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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