The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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