dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I could fuck to npr.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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