I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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