Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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