Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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