Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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