Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
That was an excessively violent trivia night
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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