My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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