We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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