turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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