Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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