did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
