When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
