My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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