Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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