Are we in a gay sports bar?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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