dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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