susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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