summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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