At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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