Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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