Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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