Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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