good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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