Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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