I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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