Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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