If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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