Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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