Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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