she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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