If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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