i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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