Will you blow on my dice?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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