Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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