Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
