i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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