She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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