I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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