what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
