New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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