What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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