What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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