we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
