i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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