the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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