You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am one with the molecules
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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