Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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