i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
PANTIES FOUND
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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